Also, Fantastic username

Dammit, you beat me to it.

To be fair, this would be the only time Snow would be any use to the Islanders.

Counterpoint:

Go ahead, assholes. Tell us again how "only white people and like seven Indians" care about this issue.

France and the Netherlands are the Dallas Cowboys of this World Cup.

The US is used to having high Hopes after the event.

Just want to throw this out there. Surprised I don't see an article pinned to the top of the page considering the Deadspin campaign against FIFA and Qatar. Sony, Addidas, and one other major sponsor have raised concern about the Qatar 2022 World Cup. Money is now involved. Qatar is finally going to lose the Cup…

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The Ray Lewis of dogs? Means he barks a bunch of nonsense constantly? Or how he jumps on the pile at the end of a play to pad his stats, and then struts about as if he was a crack-addled chicken who just cured cancer?

Pretty good tackle, but not perfect. I'd rate it a...

Thanks (Hurricane) Obama!

No one has said "Whalers is a better way to name Hurricanes" ?

Congratulations on being the worst.

Hurricanes are natural disasters-why not name them after other disasters?

Hurricane Hitler

Following the incident, Colon was reportedly stuffed for days.

Houston is the 4th largest city in the United States.

I always felt Clinton would be a backdoor slider type of guy. This is surprising

He was the ball.