This is my favorite Simpsons reference, and it's about as obscure as they get. I didn't think anyone else remembered it. It's good to know I'm not alone.

Erin Andrews

"I don't know of any particularly good beers that employ rice..."

Wingels and Quick both play for Sayreville High?

The Devils' average age last year? 407.

Todd McLellan: Our guys need to score more. We need more scorers!

HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT YUENGLING?!?!?!

No? Oh, sorry. I thought that's what people did here.

I have nothing to back this up with, but I've always assumed that every St. Louis Cardinals fan is like this.

...whenever you buy certain food items (like a medium fountain drink, medium coffee, Big Mac, etc), you win...

Joel: [scores]

Amaizeing

We'll always have 1989 :*)

Both Slater and Lisa were racially diverse characters whose minority status was rarely made into a big thing on the show.

The New Kid's On The Knoblauch

Aw :(

This joke is exceptionally awful. +1

Real winners have jazz hands.

Ha! And it even works for other things. We would start calling Avalanches Nordiques, and Boeing would quit the 7x7-x00 numbering system and name their planes "Thrashers." You know what, scrap that last one.

WTF you mean "fictional?!"

I live in Hoboken, NJ, which, as a city of 1 square mile, has something like 300 bars. I can think of maybe 30 grocery stores (including bodegas) in that same square mile. Including the bar I live above, there are 8 bars between my apartment and the closest grocery store (bodega). It's pretty wonderful.