"The Flip." See my name...

Is this Calvin Johnson catch impressive? Sure. BUT IS IT ELITE???

Fuuuck this is long. Gotta take some adderall first...

I'm from California, and I've had Old Style Light. Dennis was right, I didn't get it.

"Nuh-uh, guys! This line is TOTALLY straight!"

-Mike Piazza

Worst Ceremonial First Pitch - Carly Rae Jepsen
Worst Walk-Up Music - Freddy Freeman: "Call Me Maybe"
Worst Call - Fail Mary
Runner Up - Me, maybe?