You’re in Houston, TX (as I am). It’s time to exercise your obligation to own a fancy truck. I suggest an 07 up Cadillac Escalade EXT (I call mine an Escalanche). All of them are 6.2l (400+ hp) and AWD. Awesome for road trips... and when you don’t need to use the truck bed it stays covered and works like a big ol…

Did Jerry Seinfeld scam millions selling fake Porsches? You won’t believe what this lawsuit says!

Jerry Seinfeld Is Being Sued, and When I Found Out Why, I Literally Died

I’ll guess it’s so people know it’s new. Morgan may have driven it around and, if anyone noticed, they asked how old it was, perhaps expressing surprise that Morgan has made or designed anything in the last couple of decades. So, they wrapped it in some camo, drove it around, and surprised everyone that Morgan is…

If Morgan really wanted to mess with us, their camo would be more contextually appropriate. I respectfully submit these suggestions:

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

Here’s the midsize truck one.

Here’s a rough example of some of the numbers I’ve been running on this. Even when you account for fuel economy a full size truck tends to be a better value than say, a full size sedan. A midsize sedan is a pretty good value, but the full size truck is so close it hardly matters to most people when you consider all…

Neutral: Trucks are just a substitute for land yachts. The family sedan of yore used to have a 20+ cuft trunk, seating for 6, and come priced well enough that you didn’t feel bad using and abusing it. Modern sedans just aren’t a good value compared to trucks, especially once you factor in resale value. A full size…

Someone doesn’t have a JD power award for best sense of humor

This case needs to be tried before the honorable Judge Robosaurus, with the loser’s trucks being ripped in half. 

In 2010 I won a COTD for a short little slice o’ life story I wrote, reporting how I suddenly discovered myself in the evaporating cloud of a Boxster’s former coolant supply.

Sugar Ray might have something to say about that! 

New plan to balance my state’s (IL) miserable budget:

This is my finest ever contribution to Jalopnik.

In 2019, you can buy, new:

“Best Metal Albums” not best “metal makeup and stage show, but really weak ass pop music” for the year. That list is coming later.

There’s also resale value to consider. The two markets in which it’s detrimental to tick the right options are pickup trucks and sports cars.

Sweet a truck with a bed just big enough to hold my protein supplements and gallon jug of water!