Adam, you live in America, right? If there’s anything that Americans like and buy a lot of, it’s trucks. So you could get an F-150, sure, but if you really want to never garner a second glance no matter how trained the eye, might I submit the following:

Geez! Now I suddenly need every car out ther period to be Borderlanded.

I got ~this~ close to driving my uncle’s ‘48 Packard, but it was running a little finicky and he didn’t want to trust then-21 year old me with double-clutching and drum brakes. Hoping to drive his current (I think) ‘37 Packard the next time he’s over for a car meet.

My Potbellied Pig. It may not be the best at dust and dirt, true, but it gets food up off the floor faster and more thorough than anything else on the market! Very intelligent, responds to voice commands, incredible battery life, and can learn new environments very quickly, though sometimes it will tear up things…

My Potbellied Pig. It may not be the best at dust and dirt, true, but it gets food up off the floor faster and more…

Neutral: The Miata.

2003 “Shinsen” edition Miata, had for a year.

If this works:

I agree! Of course, I agree living in Texas where the weather is usually some variant of sun, and I have adored the Miata since when my age was single digits, I daily drive a Miata, and that MX-5 only drives with top down because of a large hole, roadster shine or flood, ice or drought. (And yes. All of those.) Also I…

So you now know what it’s like to live as Jeremy Clarkson, raging against the inimitable flood of diesel Astras, I suppose.

Not to mention gated shifter for classic reasons.

Summing up a lot of the other comments: People talk about cars mostly to listen to the sound of their own voice, obviating any real discussion, and the moment I as a car guy say anything ~immediately lose them.~ And they make statements with very little comparative experience, which is what I crave.

I.... I... I need a minute to myself.

Somewhere out there, Jack Baruth is reflexively preparing a tirade that begins with his time in a dealership...

So, confirmed: Lynk & Co. founded by hipsters smoking joint while watching TED Talks?

Whenever the kids don’t take the bus for whatever reason and I drop them off in my E320, the teachers get the biggest kick. Same goes for drive-throughs.

Neutral: European luxury brand, standing apart from Germans by focusing on style and being the driver’s choice, recently trying to reinvent self and establish strong market share after falling into irrelevance decades ago?

Coupes...with ~two seats.~

I would never disagree with any of that.

I want it. Iwantit and I want to have it and fix it and make it mind and make it feel loved and have it forever and cherish it for all time and IwantitIwantit... *Continued accelerating hyperventilation*

So, the smart rich people, then? Well, smart but not frugal.