Yeahhhhhh, you can’t really put this one on millennials bud. This is the millennial voting map, if the WiFi at your nursing home can load pictures.

Starred. And thanks for the reminder. They can take their carefully cultivated faux-bro culture with them too.

And that was a 2017(last year of an 8 year old platform) which has been replaced by the actually new 2018.

Dis bitch gonna end up in a ditch, wrapped to wrecked withouta hitch, white trash dream like Jane Fonda, but this shit just a Honda.

No. 240Z with the 5-speed. Only americans got the 4-speed... Here they were all 5-speed from the factory.

When my grandchildren ask me what the 90s were like is it okay if I show them this photo?

I don’t watch NASCAR and never have cared.

But we Jalops know the #1 rule about cars. And that’s don’t mess with a person’s car

Stockpiles of the Equinox, GM’s second-best-selling nameplate, are quickly drying up

Before anymore people post “NOT A FIRST PRIUS THIS IS A FIRST PRIUS” and try and flex your Jalop muscles...

Please.

The “useless liberal arts degree” is one of the most overused cliches out there. Humanities degrees are actually much less common than degrees in accounting, business, nursing, and education among millennials.

I’m an illustrator, but when I’m not doing work that is... work, I almost always doodle old cars or old buildings or Aspen trees. They’re my three go-tos. People? What are those?

My doodles (usually as preparation for other projects) often get out of hand, or turn into something entirely on their own... It also helps that I often carry a cigar box full of art supplies in my wheelchair bag at all times. I tried to limit these to drawings done from a few minutes to an hour or two at most. (These…

I’ll help you with a first draft:

The only good looking one is the reddish one with the roof that’s the same color as the rest of the body. This car shouldn’t have a different colored roof, it just looks bad.

Suicide prevention hotline:

I remember the bad old days. I’ll take safe.

Had a friend in boy scouts who was permanently scarred from going through a windshield. Because who needs seatbelts for kids?

This is such a common problem in human beings- if you’ve had something good long enough, you forget that it was ever needed to begin with. We forget…

Dude. Not necessary.

Hmm. Some might argue that they were actually pretty good at engineering the (virtual) devices, and might have gotten away with it indefinitely, except that a few people who had the sort of mind that doesn’t let go of a mystery and were really smart about the innards of cars happened to be looking at an adjacent issue.