According to Renuka Koritala’s LinkedIn profile, she is “a spirited, Baton Rouge Native and a full-time student at LSU majoring in Mass Communication. I am currently in my second semester of freshman year. My goal is to one day work with a company dealing with advertising and social media.”

My roommate freshman year was a member of that team. He treated the U of C like a party school: ignored classes, got drunk every night, took up smoking, spent his book money on drugs. The last time I saw him - three or four years later - he was so strung out that he was deathly pale, weighed maybe 100 pounds, and was…