God I hate this argument. “I only see women as human beings when I create one.”

Jesus cops are so fucking sensitive and petty.

I love reading these stories. I never, ever liked wrestling. I am absolutely not the demographic they market too. But after being drug to an event to entertain a client who was a fan, I have to admit I admire the performers. All this shit about it being “fake” is nonsense. Yea, the result might be preordained but it…

Ah thanks for sparing me the google search. You know the thrower thought “nailed it!!!”

He got her the perfect wedding gift. Herpes. It’s for life!

I find this whole Hiddleston-Swift thing so quaint. I really didn’t realize you could still have a beard in 2016.

“Is that you John Wayne?”

I remember the Iran hostage crisis, but I recall I thought the Iranians came here and plucked people off the street and took them back to Iran. I was terrified.

Super star free agents? Probably not. But there are guys with options who would consider going there for the money and if I am ownership I dont want to create ANY disincentives for them doing so. In a way, you’re proving my point.

Despite not because though.

Not only tasteful, but smart. Rally the fans, give them something to feel good about, appeal to civic pride BUT don’t give future free agents something to worry about or appear to be an irrational egomaniac ala Gilbert in Cleveland.

Considering what Parsons and Turner brought down, you’d think this would be triple what he got. The NBA is drunk right now.

Boy that’s a sad list to read.

I couldn’t get passed the seizure I had looking at all the lines on that field, which appears to be set up for 6 different sports.

Lord, family picnics. You really think that shit means anything when you don't have marquee talent? Have fun being the 6th seed in a weak east for the foreseeable future.

I was going to highlight truther the shit out of this because of all the goods ones before 1. But a flaming ring? You win, man, you win.

M’kay.

From what? A functioning government? Majority rule?