I remember scores of pranks from middle school, high school and even college. I don’t remember anyone whipping their dick out in public even once. The prosecutor is being overzealous and hopefully cooler heads will prevail, but the article is way too dismissive of what he did.

I’m with this. Ginobili sold the contact more than people are seeing. And he was over the line. What the heck is the inbounder supposed to do there? In college, he’d have bounced the ball off Ginobili’s dome.

Or that guy that shot a bunch of people from the University of Texas belltower.

Except historically that's exactly what happened. Blues and country are cousins.

I am completely in the dark on British soccer, but how is it they won a title by someone else losing? Is there no playoff? Regular season champ is just the champ? That’s novel if so.

+1 Ferrari crash

Mr. Busey is very passionate about three things. His beach house, his Jags, and his motorcycle.

This gives me the same feeling as when my dog scoots his asshole across my floor. And that feeling is lust.

So here’s some NBA coverage and yet still nothing on the Thunder getting destroyed by San Antonio. Deadspin must still have their tongue so far up Westbrook’s ass to comment on it.

Eagles represent.

He got that shit sandwich of a roster in the playoffs. And was competitive there! He’s good. Damn good.

“Which brings us to today. The core of their current team—Thomas, Bradley, Crowder, Marcus Smart—are all signed for at least two more seasons.”

Try again. Any athletic department in a public institution faces heavy scrutiny from the university, the state, and, of course, the media. Indiana itself has also needed large infusions of cash from major donors to keep out of the red. And it’s not alone. For every Michigan or Florida State there’s a Temple or Iowa…

No, much of that money goes to support other non-profit generating sports. Or, in the case of many schools, doesn’t exist at all because their sports programs LOSE money. Sure, Alabama has the extra money to pay athletes. Does Central Michigan? Ball State? Indiana? NOPE.

I think I just went into a fugue state over this.

Happy birthday, Kirk. (This is a whole meme-thing.)

It's shit like this that leads Kirk to eating Subway alone on his birthday.

At Australian Hogwarts, they have butter Fosters.

Still better than the Qatar World Cup.

Wow, that douche was only four years ago?