Adam Morrison found an interesting disguise to sneak back into the league.

Jesus that is funny.

Oh hell yes. I love when a reply is funnier than my post. That is good stuff.

I use this for all my in-laws. If I see it’s any of them on the caller id, they get a “WHO DIS??? WHAT U WANT?”””

Woa. I’d plow the shit out of his wife if it wouldn’t make me eskimo brothers with that creep.

Unless it’s in agony from an injury.

If there’s any issue with maturity, it’s Khris Middleton’s 1000-yard stare in the strip club. Khris, you seen titties before, right?

With Abby retired, we have the new face of American women’s soccer.

Shit doesn’t count off the bounce. #highlighttruther.

Let’s leave Porkins out of this.

Just another gotcha question from the lamestream media.

Here are his unedited “thoughts.” FTFY.

He looks like he should be hanging out with Uncle Denzel.

Right? Exactly how am I supposed to snark to this? I feel like this otter.

As an IU grad, I won't miss his teams beating the snot out of mine. But it says a lot about the program he ran that after years of bent the nail to his hammer, I can't think of anything but good things about the guy and the program he built. Hope he has a great retirement.

And those things happened when, the 80s?

That is odd. He is waaaay out on the floor to end up in the seats and not moving all that fast. My gut tells me there's more here.

Needs more Yakkity Sax.

I kind of hope at some point those guys realize they're better off together but it doesn't always work out that way. We shall see.