Oh yeah, Nixon jerked off to that. He watched it with his pants around his ankles and did his business and then cursed the Jews in Hollywood for corrupting him. That would be the Nixon move.

I kind of am in love with you right now.

Also this is clearly an area where porn has misled a generation of young men. It’s not always depicted and when it is, it’s two-seconds of the guy shaking his head like a wet dog before jacking fingers in any available orfice. Porn is no sex handbook, but if that’s all young dudes are learning about oral sex...well…

Unanticipated ejaculation is bad for both genders. Can we agree? Also, there’s usually an undertone in guys who won’t eat pussy suggesting that it is somehow unmasculine. (Think of the episode of the Sopranos where they mock Junior for enjoying the art of giving.) It’s bizarre but to them i say “it’s turkey time,”…

If you took the crap Dez Bryant takes and put it on Steve Smith, you would produce the largest shoulder chip in history. It would be so big it would change the Earth’s gravity.

LAUGHING MY VAGINA OFF

Ha! Wasn’t that actually a BCO? I feel like I remember that.

“ I did, but I start medical school in August.”

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Oh dear lord. This guy could be named Summer’s Eve Massengill and still not be a bigger douche.

This needs more love.

Now we have JPP’s hand. Now it’s time to see Lawrence Tynes’ MRSA infection. You’re move, Deadspin.

You need to turn that bratwurst. It’s overcooked.

And yet the ESPN brand will continue to have multiple shows featuring idiots screaming at each other.

That look is of a coach on the tail end of back-to-back games on a West Coast Road trip for a last place team in mid-February. This was, in fact, the Nets home opener. Should be a fun season.

Jeez that’s terrible, especially the last part.

These are fair points.

You’re missing my point. I wouldn’t have intervened for God’s sake. I would have flinched or given an “oh my God” or even a “wholly shit!” What I can’t get my head around is not even moving.

Oh my. Well, I’m going to hit the old dusty trail......

At least flinched? I’m not saying I would have intervened for God’s sake, but a “WOA!” at least, right? Not total silence.