They were limp since Tebow got cut.

That explains the hideous chicks in fireman hats.

Can someone translate their song? I don’t speak Basic.

I killed my first man while this was on in the background. Couldn’t hear a damn thing but seemed funny.

Speaking of the Patriots.....

Wait, did I just stumble into the comments of a thread on Penn State?

Wrong! The answer we were looking for was “John Hannah.” Sorry, please accept your consolation price of a free Hart Lee Dykes jersey on the way out.

Now there’s a Pats fan I can get behind. Well, not literally. At least until you put on your underwear.

Can the comment section just be a mushroom cloud?

Yea that's funny. Hysterical coming from the supporters of a program that allowed systemic kiddie rape. But oh man that Temple loss. Har har.

....complete with lifeless, vacant expression. (Trademarked by Kardashian, Inc.)

Police have executed a search warrant, having finally located the spot where Penn State keeps incriminating videos.

Holy shit, how have I never seen this and what is the background story?

What, it’s now wrong to have a cum dungeon? What happened to the America I grew up in....

Yeak skeets.

Of course he is.

Horatio Sanz got fucked up!

With these types of beatings, these men are going to have serious mental issues later in life. Like Joe Rogan.

Brandon Bostick single-handedly caused me to yell at my mother, try to run out of the house, fall down some stairs, and weep in the car as my wife tried to collect our casserole dishes so she could avoid listening to NFL conspiracy theories. Fuck you, Bostick.

Come on China, don’t go stealing from North Korea’s bag of tricks.