So does “Big wet ass” have anything to do with the “Compassionate Colonoscopy?”

He should try for the Vegas job. Roy is beloved in that town.

IPC officials became suspicious when they saw a Russian athlete had a big leg up in the wheelchair race.

more like cincinatti purples

Did they find any lawyers as well?

Can sharks even digest gravy?

Of course they didn’t cut the trip short. Sapp had 2 hours left on his shift as first mate, and boy does he need the money.

The headline said “crush”. I disagree. Kerber played very well and so did Serena. One break per set isn’t being crushed, and Kerber was even competitive in those games.

If we were going to not get excited about championships because the owner is an asshole we might as well quit being sports fans.

Not without a fight.

I save my biting criticism for Uruguay

where’s his hat

Here’s a spicier meatball from the same game!

I understand why O’Toole may be bitter but if you think you’re getting shit on and you want to find out where it’s from, look up not down.

Go back to bed, Katie.

They have vowed to get better at it. They even bought this new sign to hang in the locker room:

It’s like he’s a bad person and his eyes are trying to get away.

That's a bat weight numb nuts