He’s like, so high man.

No scone for you.

Hating on the Landau top!? You truly are a Soulless Monster.

I would like to know more about your wife’s fake rack.

I think it would be easier to find cars from this era that DON’T have this face than it would to list all of those that do. Off the top of my head I can think of the Ford Taurus (with the light up middle center instead of grill), Ford Escort GT (with the body color half grill), a number of Volvos (with large grilles…

I hear there’s also a 100 carat diamond in the frunk, which can be accessed by purchasing the “frunk unlock upgrade”.

There’s a guy from the UK down my street. Absolute dumbfuck.

Viper is not mid-engined.

Good god I seriously had an epileptic event this afternoon, then finally calmed down and scrolled down to gallery. I swear I’m in a cold sweat right now.

50 stars from 50 people who like mistakes that can conveniently be identified as a joke after the fact.

And he has 50 stars and counting...shudder (and a tear for our children).

I rarely even own a car longer than 6 months so I don’t have time for that. Plus, ordering a car basically locks in MSRP at best which I’m not fond of paying. On my 41st car right now.

Who wants to wait 3-6 months for their replacement daily driver?

Huh? This whole article is about him being his brother. WTF are you talking about?

You mean carbon fiber mustache.

I’m shocked, shocked that Sir-Mix-A-Lot is saying I have an “LA face”. SHOCKED!

Now I’m not a professional 80's canyon death race car driver, but shifting into neutral mid-race can’t be a good idea, right?

It looks like the cars I drew when I was 8 years old. That’s not a compliment. Creased lines do not = origami. I liken this styling more to a wrinkled polyester suit.

Sounds like you have a shitty boss.

And with just a slight modification...