First, I wouldn’t trust the owner of the car at all

I would say about Tim Lee that “I haven’t seen a man leave such a burning wake in his trail through Atlanta since Sherman,” but most of Cobb County doesn’t have access to the books to explain the joke.

He was probably tired of Orlando’s mickey mouse operation.

As promised in the Facebook post, Toyota of Rockwall later announced that Rebecca Rawl has indeed sold the car, to a gentleman named Daniel Rawlz.

Live look at Trump supporters trying to imagine how any of this benefits them:

“Mr. Briles, you enticed recruits with offers of snacks and rape without consequence, and you know how we frown upon free food to recruits.”

Stoked.

Did I do this right?

Well, I wasn’t going to buy a fifth Lundqvist jersey, but then I saw a picture of him and those deep blue pools of loveliness that are his eyes just told me I should. And you know what, they’re right.

When you've had the kind of drought the Skins have had, there comes a time that even your Cousins start to look pretty good.