I once crashed in a downhill going about 80 and my skis broke (but I was actually fine!). Still though... it was ass. What’s worse is sitting in the start gate on a course hold and you’re like “Yo, what’s the hold up for?” and your coach is like “YOU NEED TO FOCUS” and then you see a ski patrol sled speeding past the…

I still haven’t read A C of D. It’s on my list (REALLY far down on my list), and I’ll get to it at some point. It sucks that Infinite Jest definitely fits this category now: the book of choice of lit bros everywhere. And in that case, it’s made way more insufferable because no one’s finishing it haha

Lol. 20-something white male Creative Writing students: the entirety of the demographic of every short story written in the past half-century and everything that could be considered…

Yeah Sun Also Rises depicts the hopelessness beneath that type of drug-addled hysteria more effectively than anything the Beats ever wrote. And yeah damn the more I think about the Beats the more pissed at them I get. WHAT DICKHEADS. Let’s just burn their books, man. BURN THEM ALL.

Oh man. Gonna need to ice my balls for AT LEAST a month because of either a) that HOT TAKE or b) that HOT GONORRHEA I got from reading Naked Lunch

Yeah, man, fuck the beats. Hemingway was a misogynist douche but his writing is really centered and he uses minimalist prose to hint at some universal Human-with-a-capital-H shit. The beats masturbated onto a page (they probably really did!) and were like: hey, this nihilistic art, man.

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