I bet Riley Cooper had that ‘coon removed from the stadium.

“I didn’t put it in front of winning, but I think we all have things that we have to do. There has to be a line somewhere, and that’s what ended up happening.”

Fantastic, now I need to go dig up all of my victims and put them somewhere else. Thanks, Nintendo!

Not pictured- the French man’s watch now in the child’s possession

Nope, it was Bjork and Mindy.

W2 soon

If you have enough, you can own Deadspin.

Typical hotshot corner who thinks he doesn’t need a safety.

Here is an example for the New York Times, 1937, describing wristwatches as a “silly ass fad”. It would be another 5 years before they called Hilter a punk-ass bitch.

“-ass” is not an intensifier. It is just what happens when you drop the last two letters from “-assed.” It is used to portray the trait as integral to the physical being (ass) of the person referred to. If you’re a wack-ass mofo, you cannot opt out of being wack. Your ass is wack, and you can’t change that. If you…

Wes Welker doesn’t remember witnessing any wrongdoing under Briles.

The 30-inch Zyla

If northern Californians think this tale of someone coming from the University of Oregon only to leave trash and devastation in his wake is bad, well they ain’t seen nothing yet...

This is fucking stupid internet drama. That there is even drama over the fact that they won’t fly someone out to cosplay for their show is fucking stupid. WTF? Is this a thing now? Hiring remote cosplayers? Dafaq?

That was not a sucker punch, it was just a punch.

I like Jose Bautista quite a bit, but apparently I like him getting punched in the face even more.

You’re an asshole.

Fuck your Facebook page.

#NotAllSportswriters