I don’t take the first part for granted for a second, but the other? Our military will drop him like a sack of dirt.

Fun fact: I worked at a beachside bar in Daytona Beach in the winter/spring season of ‘91. The spring breakers were the worst, the race fans were ok I suppose (they were mostly gamblers so would tip in line with how they were doing) but the Bike Week folks were the best. 

I giggled at that for five minutes solid, which is how I know the gummi just kicked in.

You know, if you’d changed that to “Fascists! Turn to the left…” it would have been the perfect comment.

This should be enough to impeach Trump but I guess the Democratic establishment is busy doing something for AIPAC.

I’m atheist, and Richard Dawkins almost converted me to Christianity.

Never forget? What, you mean about how the hunt for the 9/11 mastermind veered off course from Afghanistan to Iraq, and the dude wound up chillin’ in Pakistan for at least 6 years before we finally got around to killing him? Oh, I haven’t forgotten.

I remember thinking in the 90s that the internet would change that. People would be exposed to all sorts of new ideas. Now look at what it has become...

lmao

(Psst. I was making a Mallrats reference. I can’t see the Magic Eye shit either.)

It’s a sailboat.

This is amazing! Hood-scoop-inception!

This one blows.

In Jeep circles it's known as Puke-goat. Fuckin' BA10

That looks like it has a lot of body roll.

We already have a Camaro.

Sadly due to neglect is has become nothing but rubble rubble.

“wow, it’s in great shape!”