Do you ever go clubbing?

It reminded me of this. Grandma's comment at the end is pretty funny:

So when can I get one of these?

Take this along to the next Apple event

I'm Indian and I can assure you that by no means is that considered beautiful in India -_-

You never know. A guy can start his own, small-scale op. A bare barge with a big anchor shouldn't cost more than 200-300 grand to build, amirite? You can probably rent out something from your local harbor. (Unless you're in Kansas or something.) You can make automated solar-powered barges to bring back the processed…

A dick wagging contest about which sport has more actual dick wagging? No surprise it's started by a rugby supporter.

There's a college world series?

I can't wait to stream my favorite NPR podcasts in conjunction with this thing I HAVE DEMANDED FOR YEARS.

"more than 40% of Americans think astrology is a science"

First Kat was like :3

And the wisdom to blow the difference.

I imagined it would be much simpler.

I think Billy Joel was washed up years ago

Mr. Sorokanich,

I'd say he should play Watch_Dogs...but he plays that already with the NSA

Military service far and away tops the list for Republicans, while a significant share of Democrats would like to see a woman at the top of the ticket.

Oh shit. I'm gonna get caught internetting at work if I can't stop laughing so hard I'm crying over here.

Half Life 3 confirmed.

Does a reverse method exist that turns other food into ice-cream?