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Dude we lost all of the cool AV Club writers but we're left with this cunt. What the heck man, do they not care about having people visit this site or something?

Look, was is a little strange to have a Sacheen Littlefeather give a speech about Native American mistreatment?  Sure.  But you have to remember that the alternative was a speech by Marlon Brando.

So, don’t give him a headline, Exhibit A in how much the AV Club has gone downhill. Seriously, what are you good at that caused you to get a job writing?

I mean, I don’t think anyone was expecting a dozen security and staff to rush onstage during a live event and drag Will Smith out of the building since he immediately turned around and went back to his seat. However, after Chris Rock finished his segment, someone should’ve tapped Will Smith on the shoulder and

You could pin this comment at the top of every Barsanti article and it would apply.

It’s a travesty that Katie is gone and this piece of shit Barsanti is still here.

Website posting near-constant stream of articles about Will Smith slap gets on high horse when celebrity answered question when asked about Will Smith slap.

Jesus Christ. Rock didn’t make a joke about alopecia. He compared her to Demi Moore. Stop pushing this false narrative. 

Has everyone lined up to present their hot take on the Will Smith/Chris Rock thing from The Oscars? No need to get into separate groups for who you think is right or wrong, we’ll just be going through the entire population of the planet alphabetically to ensure both that everyone gets to throw in their two cents

“...why else would Jim Carrey, someone who was not at the Oscars (as far as we know) and has no real stake in the drama, be getting headlines for talking about it?”

All righty then!

The tone of this post sucks. Fuck off, man. 

Jim Carrey weighed in because he was asked about it. 99.9 % of these stories about celebs weighing in on things (are Marvel movies cinema/Oscars slap, whatever) is because they’re asked about it on press junkets to generate headlines...like the one Carrey’s doing for Sonic 2. But you know this. 

First of all, let me say .. first.

. . . [H]eadline ruined the bit . . .

I hate this “Instagram apology” bullshit. If you want to apologize to Chris Rock, call fucking Chris Rock and apologize. Don’t post a prepared (by somebody else) statement on fucking Instagram.

This, this, this.

Jokes at Jada’s expense are also part of her job. It was a shitty joke, but if you, Will Smith, are capable of handling jokes about yourself without needing someone to publicly and violently defend your honor, maybe assume your wife is at least as capable as you are in that regard. 

But a joke about Jada’s medical condition was too much for me to bear

Yes, he is obviously full of remorse.  All those pictures at the after-parties...his singing and dancing to “Gettin’ Jig Wit It” was filled with remorse.