No wonder Deadspin died. This article was cringe.

I’m going to forget I read this. As soon as possible.

“I would work my way through that team like a bulldozer clearing old-growth forest to make way for a housing development”

If the genders of the writer and the sports team in question were flipped, this article would’ve single-handedly led to the deletion of this entire website.

Didn’t read the article, but the headline helps me to understand why so many women are complete bimbos

Cute. I’d also fuck the entire Miss World pageant given half the opportunity.

Your beta male dad must be so proud.

I hope they post a similar article on deadspin. About fucking feamle Volleyball teams, all of them. 

Then you should die. And take your pathetically basic b**** taste with you. 

On that note, (and who am I to judge) I’ll have the entire pole vaulting teams worldwide.  Yeah I’d prob have a heart attack but hey, since we’re on the subject.  Don’t believe me? Go check youtube.  Goddesses!!!!!!!!!

This article will be required reading in 100 years when scholars will try to understand 21st century feminism. Truly incredible .

Why is this an article? Just buy a dildo. Why would anyone care how cock thirsty this chick is?

You get baked. You grab a keyboard and let loose with an unihibited sexually-charged stream of consciousness. I get that. Some even decide to incorporate pics. We’ve all done it. But putting that out for non-anonymized public consumption? Somebody needed to have your back before this got uploaded. Was the whole staff…

what in fuck’s sake is this post. Jesus former GMG you are terrible.

Wow, could you imagine if a man wrote this about the woman’s soccer team?

this is literally the irony of being woke in 2019. you’re all actually incredibly base and shallow and when someone treats you like the way you’re acting right now you get really offended but really you just feel guilty and bitter that you’re fat and ugly, then you turn around and bully other people who aren’t “hot”…

Wow, what an edgy feminist take: I want to get gangbanged by rich, hot sports dudes. Please join me on my new men’s rights blog where I rate Swedish bikini models based on fuckability. I promise equally hot takes from a equally progressive viewpoint.

Not my speed, I like a little more meat on the bone.

The fuck is this article? Here only cause I want to watch this site go down in flames.

I knew a girl at Ohio State who did that.