Oh.... and yes, yes I would.  LOL

This is hilarious...... and also kinda wonder how this would go over if someone, say me, wrote this about how badly I’d like to fuck every member of the US women’s soccer team.  I’d probably end up right back where I am today -- without a job at Deadspin.  (Although, that seems to be a badge of honor these days.)

Wow typical millennial female a.k.a. untrustworthy slut... wasted journalism degree... go write for pornhub... Deadspin officially blows all the way around.

A hilarious article coming from a site that gets pissy when women are objectified as objects.

All the bloggers on this site are absolute sellouts and scabs. If there was any solidarity, the Jez bloggers would have walked out with the Deadspin folks. Enjoy the bootlicking!

What’s the point of this article other than for the author to admit that she would be happy to let 20+ guys have sex with her in 1 day?

this place cant die soon enough

Great, now do it again with a male writer and female team sports

how is this OK?! if someone wrote this about, say, the women’s soccer team and a man said he wanted to fuck the whole team Jezebel would (rightly) be all over them for sexualizing people who just accomplished something great. i’m absolutely floored and disgusted by how hypocritical this post is and really think you…

A disgusting example of the objectification of men as little more than sex objects.  How progressive!

For real. If a man even suggests he finds women athletes attractive he’ll get called sexist because she’s an athlete not a pornstar. But reverse the genders and it’s all gravy, baby.
Can we just agree it’s gross going both ways?

Guy: “The USWNT has some hot ladies on the team.”
Society: “You sexist piece of shit. Burn in hell.”

Megan: “I’d make like a circus seal and blow off the entire Nationals”
Society: “Awww...she’s so sex positive and confident. It’s inspiring.”

No, seriously, you’d fuck ANYTHING.

Look at you.

And yet when I talk about my lust for the Women’s National Soccer Team, I’m a pariah. Sigh. ;)

Nope. I firmly believe venture capitalists are best used as target practice.

Story time: Limp dick venture capitalists buy a group of websites, then start terminating their assets.

Firing writers (Splinter), suspending comments (Deadspin) and ultimately turning themselves into an embarrassing joke (G/O Media).

Spoilers - Guillotines! Yikes!

Hmmm on suicide watch...in a prison...yet somehow, at exactly the moment of his so called suicide, the cameras failed...on a guy with a lot of dirt on a lot of people...how naive can you be???

I don’t really have a problem with suggestive content on Twitch, to be honest. But the cognitive dissonance from some of these streamers is pretty nuts though.

she’s using her body to gain an advantage, plain and simple, whether sexual or otherwise, when others cant do that. the problem lies with those being the only skills she has to show.

On the one hand, people claiming that there’s nothing sexual about naked women and if you find yourself being attracted to one there is something wrong with you and you need to work on that and it’s totally not weird at all to paint your naked flesh and there’s nothing of note about being interested in watching such a…