I was trying to underscore how sad the whole thing was with the saddest statement I could think of.

Hacky, stupid, pointless…whatever you want to call it, I still have to admit that I'm slightly jealous of the fact that Smith has somehow amassed the sort of success that allows him to just kind of do whatever tickles his pot-addled fancy. So in that sense, I can't really criticize what he does. He is obviously…

What do you see here, Lois?

Damn she still looks amazing. Childhood crush rekindled.

This is pretty awesome, if you're a prog-rock, and post-rock nerd such as myself. Also, as a hardcore Crimson fanatic, I'm sure to dig most anything those guys do.

Are you saying that Macaulay Culkin doesn't have his shit together? Pizza Underground seems like the work of a perfectly normal, sane person to me.

I'm guessing that was largely on purpose, for the laughs on their end. Pineapple Express had some weird ones too (substituting casserole in place of asshole, and "you sucked on those teasers?"), I can't imagine they were anything but jokes.

Well fuck me, that's a thing that exists.

You could say there's a little Bob in all of us. In fact, you could say that we killed Bob, and ate him, and he's in our stomachs RIGHT NOW.

Jesus…everyone relax, you're all going to give yourselves skin failure.

I was saying "Boo-urns"…

One of my all-time favorite Simpsons bits involved Lunchlady Doris, from the Fallout Boy episode:

What? That's impossible.

Be sure to wash those down with plenty of….MALK??!!??

*dons black turtleneck*

70% of the time, it works every time.

Yeah…so like, welcome to Terminus and junk…it's a name we picked in honor of this band you've probably never heard of. You, with the crossbow…I like your hair, bro…

Good guy. GREAT lawyer. Got me out of a few jams.

He smelled pudding on Korl's breath, and being a fat guy, he just lost control of himself. The ol' Kevin Smith defense.

The unaired scenes of how they deal with cutsies is going to be on the dvd.