I’m so upset with myself for giggling at that comment.

The Dodgers would have never made it to the postseason in the first place without Kershaw.

I am so angry that the Duke lacrosse case has completely obliterated my spidey sense.

To be fair, the most embarassing video related to New England went up in smoke in Goodell’s fireplace.

Dude chugging is using the beer as an alibi

These fans are LaBatt-shit crazy

With the star defensive end out, Dallas has only one recourse...Call Greg Har...
Ex-NFL Star Greg Hardy -- Arrested for Cocaine

Thank you TB! Next chapter

Brady is going to come back as a man on a mission and as long as the Giants don’t make the Superbowl there is every chance of a perfect Patriot season if they start 4 and 0 without Brady.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

“This is why a man who had a chance to become the 24th MLB player to ever reach this accomplishment”

In the comic strip Bloom County Bill the Cat often says “ACK” as part of his language of unintelligible noises.

“Your job’s a joke, you’re broke”

Vikings will give USC a 1st round draft pick for him, right?

Chargers’ Inactives:

Hi-C, Capri Sun or Sunny D?

2028: “A-ROD THIS IS YOUR AGENT TOM SIZEMORE. TWO OF YOUR HOMERS NO LONGER COUNT SOMEHOW, THREATENING THE SANCTITY OF ‘MR. 700' FROZEN YOGURT AND SAVINGS & LOAN.”

I’m gonna wait for it to go on Sale.