Future Hot Take: “Beer overpriced, nowhere to be found late in game”

Why do all the MLB videos posted in this site not work properly on my phone? I end up getting half the screen cut off and can’t see or touch the play/pause button. Is it my phone?

Other great cycling victories:

I wonder if falling a lot during his career led to CTE and depression.

With Romanowski I can’t tell where the asshole personality ends and the CTE begins.

This guy called it.

So unlike the Texans, he’s scored.

I am because I don’t talk about golf when at parties

Unfortunately, he was paid 22% more than the woman who had been scheduled to ref that girls’ game.

It’s fitting that Brett Favre’s ceremony has done what nothing else could do today: break the stranglehold these damn Black Friday posts have held on Gawker’s sidebar.

Somebody took notes during Cris Carter’s seminar.

Good for JPP. I’m sure he’s had that date scribbled all over his calendar.

And much respect to Deadspin for not letting this one go and publishing what they have.

This is beyond horrifying.

I see 2 reactions to this:

Who took this picture? Why publicize such a private moment?

This might be the coldest, most calculated take ever written.

(made in reply to @owengood's fantastic tweet)