This is where Donald Trump came from.

It’s not the first time Grandma has been woken up with a banana, amirite?

Wow, trolling a troll makes an explosion!

Fuck yourself, PC idiot. So naive. We should actually nuke Muslims in every country, and make their urns out of pig hides. And then we should make a spaceship so powerful it can fly to heaven and nuke Allah. Bleeding hearts like you will doom us all to shanaya law.

Yikes. It looks like a balut.

I think all too often medical professionals write off poor people in pain as drug seekers.

This hasn’t aired at my house yet, starts in a few. I wonder if I can convince my husband to wager on the winner. I could make a few bucks.

I’m so sorry. Big hugs and lots of love.

It somehow feels even more tragic that she was believed by:

That’s the part that got me and I couldn’t write any more about it. Like how could someone defend this dude when he didn’t just rape a child but then brought his adult son into it?

“Paden’s adult son, Anthony, has also been charged with sodomizing the victim. His case is currently pending.”

As someone who was assaulted by a person described by his defenders as “the most Christ-like person they know,” I feel I can say all these God-fearing folks are doing a terrible job encouraging conversion.

Dear Entire Town of Dearborn, Kansas,

Something tells me the authors of those posts couldn't make their wives orgasm even if they wanted to

Remember, women: whatever you do, you’re doing it wrong. Yes, that goes for everything, absolutely everything.

“As you rape your wife don’t look her at her face, trust me guys, that’s just awkward.”

Ughhhhh this man has raped his wife dozens of times. You know it. I’m barely kidding when I say that writing that should be a sufficient confession to get him sent to jail.

That thing does not look like her. But to be fair, it doesn’t look like a hamster either.

The point isn’t pro-life. It’s to divert working class people from other issues and to take up news cycles. Just like the Clinton email “scandal.” It prevents any labor or middle class issue being discussed on the news. Also prevents anyone from asking why Colin Powell used an external AOL server and why his emails…

Your outsides are okay and pleasing to look at, but your insides are disgusting meat whores. War is the only option.