What would have been a better response by police than the statement they made? I guess they could’ve said, “Remember to continue to use due diligence you probably already use on a daily bases.” or “To everyone including men, please look out for suspicious individuals following or harassing women immediately report…

I miss that guy’s videos. I wonder what happened to him in the end?

Yea that’s what I use, who wants the toilet touching their dick?

The silicon valley equivalent of shooting paper towels into the crowd.

Except this article isn’t about someone trying to make a living off the ad revenue of a video...

I can’t even be mad at non-tender-headed people. Like, if your life is that blessed, then you go on staying blessed.

Pretty sure this is how half of the people with depression think about therapy.

Buy the Watch™.

I disagree. If you worked all your life to buy your kids an apartment building to run so they won’t have it as hard as you did, they shouldn’t have to pay a 90% tax after you’ve paid taxes for 50 years, that’s a fucking bullshit idea for broke motherfuckers.

Take care Florida. Don’t be proud or stubborn. Be safe.

(looks at the comments....wishes this article would have been on The Root, leaves)

Everybody go home.

You got a lot of baggage you’re projecting, bud.

I’m currently reading “Homegoing” by Yaa Gyasi and it is beautiful and lyrical—it writes about suffering without fetishizing it. If she prefers non-fiction, I’d recommend literally anything by Bee Wilson, a food writer for the Guardian.

Thor is a different kind of god than the one people pray to in church

Genuinely curious what you dislike about it. I figured most Jalopnik posters dabble in RCR, that’s clearly wrong.

“The car for people who want to be James Bond, but are really just James May.”