I can only see this working for groups of two or maybe a group of four friends who are roommates and going to college together

Ha, I got a good chuckle out of that.

I wonder if he lit a cigar for Kevin Love and Coach.

I’ve been in the passenger seat of an extremely high speed collision and my seat belt saved my life. We should’ve died

Since the constitution was written by a bunch of old white dudes 300 years ago, when women and minorities weren’t allowed to vote, I’m guessing it’ll have to be updated from time to time

When are they going to let you take a camara man with you to shoot some sweet sweet video during these reviews?

With no elevation changes, so no ground clearance necessary

Motorcycle exhaust pipes. It took me years to get over my fear of riding a motorcycle after burning the crap out of my leg on the exhaust of a dirt bike when I was seven. I didn’t attempt getting a ride on, or riding bikes, mopeds, snowmobiles or ATVs myself until I was 13 and they still unnaturally scare me. Im…

Just wanted to breathe air so rarified my own shit stops stinking

My only gripe with lane splitting is when the bikes are going +40mph faster than the cars around them, it’s reckless and scary.

I have a trike I bought to tool around with during the summer and its fun, people always want rides as they feel it’s safer than a bike. But now I really want a bike because it reminds me of riding dirt bikes when I was a teenager. My only concern is that I live in Portland and it rains more often than not. I was…

450hp or less for anything under 4000 lbs

My best friend is a delegate for Washington State. He sent me this the other night

Many counties in America have debters prisons, check your local laws.

Wow that’s freaking amazing! I wonder if they have an easy carry case of some sort so you can always lug them around, maybe a ski-rack carrying case ontop although that maybe super heavy and topple your truck over with the messed up center of gravity, or quite simply a mini trailer you hitch and tow. I guess if you…

My Range Rover came blacked out in window tint. Not even sure it’s legal but of the two times I’ve been stopped, the great cops of Washington State didn’t care. One day time and one night time stop. But I’ve also seen a Washington State officer in Pullman WA (college town) scrape part of the tint off my friends car…

I know. We put birds on everything. Well usually birdshit, but you’re smart, you get it.

Did you try crossing any small streams in it? The Pacific Northwest has drenched in rain of late so I took my Range Rover off road and it was amazing I actually drove it through 3ft of water, there was a little steam but it made it through with no water in the cabin. It was so fun!

Consider yourself lucky then, because whether a person is arrested and charged with a felony crime that actually sticks involves many factors including finacial situation and luck.

I usually park next to the barrier so cars can only park on one side of me instead of both, but I honestly don’t even care anymore. The only dent I’ve gotten from parking my car in public was a 2" scratch on my Toyota Prius passenger door and the scratch was so deep I can’t help but wonder if someone just decided to…