Happy New Year everyone.
Fuck the police, from 2020 into infinity.

The fact that anyone gave him a dime is terrifying.

Julian Castro, Kamala Harris & Cory Booker ran out of money but this lackluster, underwhelming, useless toad is still in the race. That speaks volumes. Dear Lord help us all.

“Bitch please.” - John Woolman (1754)

That reminds me of something I recall during the Mark McGuire steroid ‘scandal’ (for lack of a better word). One of his coaches defended him with “Mark’s not using anything, he’s just hitting the gym harder/more often than everyone else.” Which is exactly what steroids let you do...

The worst part of this madness is that this kind of insane physique can only be achieved through constant and ever escalating physical torture. You can’t even enjoy looking this way because you’re starving, exhausted, and having to constantly jack up your workouts/diet to keep ahead of your body’s desperate attempts…

This captured my feelings exactly. Calling someone “my n***a” and saying the n-word while quoting rap lyrics is being a dumb teenager who doesn’t know better.

I listened to the Taylor Swift tune “Beautiful Ghosts.” I think it’s pretty.

Yes and remember it’s a CBS subsidiary.

This seems similar to the S.M.I.L.F controversy. Problems at Showtime, methinks?

I am sorry to inform you that, against your wishes and mine, and contrary to the interests of humanity, they have very much happened.

Indeed, there was that immortal review of Sunset Boulevard, “Andrew Lloyd Webber has done it again, and I wish he had not.”

My dating app will match up people based on how they do in swimming competitions. 

Let’s just cancel everything.

If “Men” doesn’t win - what are we even doing here?

If you chose to save Kanye over Michael Jackson’s music we cannot be friends, you are DUMB

Besides, Diana never expected fidelity. She just didn't want it to be Camilla in the picture. She was cool with some of the other mistresses.

It’s time to forgive Charles for his love for a woman his mother wouldn’t let him marry. We all loved Diana, but that relationship they were both forced into was destined to be a failure from the start. The real villain is not Charles, it’s the people who decided that they could impose an arranged royal marriage and…

You go, Stacey Carosi!