The thing about Kanye and Kim—they annoy the shite out of me but I can console myself by remembering they both deserve each other. Portrait of a life in hell.

Oh I was, um, 29?

So chocolatechipcookiesforbreakfast was banned today. I wanted to start a thread because while I sincerely can’t imagine how difficult it is for the editors/mods to manage the influx of actual trolls around Jez, I also really wish there was some kind of system that allowed longtime community members to be given a…

As a bay area native I can say that we have plenty of hills like that in SF, as others have noted. And they ALL have stop signs at the crest of each hill.

“If I told you his name, you’d know who he is.”

I don’t know guys, I’m starting to think that maybe bashing yourself in the head with a brick while doing the splits on a bed of nails perched atop a platform isn’t the best idea.

I am no Kathy G apologist... but hear me out:

A close guy friend of mine explained to me that men are usually the last to know that their relationships are ending. Men in relationships tend to tune out their partners because guys figure women complain about everything anyway and most of that unhappiness gets worked out. So by the time the relationship is done,…

I don’t know, the stuff Kathy Griffin went through with Interpol, etc. sounds pretty traumatizing. If she wants to continue to talk about it, I’m okay with that.

How the hell you gonna come for someone else’s looks and you look like this???

And she no longer has to pretend Kevin James is funny!

Fuck this stupid country. And I am sick of Democrats saying, in their best tight-assed, pinch-faced voice “I am very concerned about (fill in the blank latest atrocity), so we sent a stern letter to this latest fascist chud expressing our extreme displeasure.” Republicans are the enemy and they need to be squashed,…

“An innocent dupe” doesn’t begin to cover it. She was violently abused by a man who refused to reconcile his own conflicting urges and thus made her the object of his displaced anger.

Now I would never jump to conclusions, at least not without saying ‘I would never jump to conclusions’, but that now being said..it sure looks like those women murdered those children.

Ren and Stimpy was an overrated garbage show. John K. is an ungrateful, entitled pedophile who never deserved a career in animation. Don’t worry. There are superior shows currently airing on TV.

I have long advocated for this to be the slant when we teach kids about sex. After we get through what continuous consent means, we tell them that if you don’t use contraception that means that you are actively trying to conceive.

I didn’t like Dan either and agree. But I liked him with Blair because she called him out on all that shit. While she just enabled Chuck. And she and Dan had a nice chemistry.

I was never ever able to like Chuck. Some of it was his horrible alien face. But a lot of it was the rape stuff.

I just started watching the Gossip Girl for the first time a few weeks ago. Let me just say, the scene where Chuck tries to rape Serena in a kitchen (knowing that ~*spoiler*~ he ends up with Blair at the end of the series) does not age well.

But, but being a police officer is the most dangerous job in the U.S. (checks facts), OK, well, 14th most dangerous behind lumberjacks, farmers, fishermen, roofers, construction, etc.... and actually, only about 1/10th as dangerous as a lumberjack and 1/6th as a commercial fisherman, but, er, uh, um, something…