And they want you there so much, we are commenting on an article discussing the removal of you and your people. My family routinely travelled to protest apartheid. They also were part of the Cuban forces sent to help fight against apartheid and to assist in the release of Mandela. Your assumptions are ridiculous and…

Oh Ethan. Don’t ever stop fucking yourself. Be blessed colonizer.

I’d rather find out with your folks leaving as soon as possible. If the folks there fall into ruin because “the great white father” has left, they will still be better off. I have actually been all over the continent of Africa and had considered purchasing a 2nd home there a few years ago - while I don’t purport to be…

She’s really got that resting demon face down, I must say.

Like 4 months ago I saw this lady wearing a tutu, I guess she was like 70.

When I’ve done diets that are more about exclusion and less about counting, I’ve found that they work a lot better. Yes, I’m probably eating fewer calories, but you have to remember that diets have two factors: The science and the human being, who is not always rational.

Are you trolling, or are you really this insufferable? Impossible to tell.

We’re not talking about his accomplishments at this moment. Is that cool?

If you’re high and mighty in real life as you are in this comment, I feel sorry for those around you.

My dad’s kind of a Ron Swanson (it’s less funny in real life), and I just got him to leave the NRA. The problem is what he didn’t know about them- when I finally confronted him, he was ALL FOR research on what should be done and sensible gun legislation. I explained (none too patiently) that it is the NRA standing in…

I feel like I’m peering into my future.

Ron Swanson’s stance would be that a man only needs a bow & arrow and only to hunt for his meat. He can defend himself with his bare hands.

Just read that Nick Offerman tweet and honestly I have never been more turned on in my entire life. Verbally abusing the NRA might be my sexuality?

Logical conclusion: Dana Loesch also wants us to ban the handguns that are responsible for so many deaths in Chicago?

Anyone see Dana’s:

I mean seriously, how do they function in life? These people who insist on having their guns because of the possibility of a tyrannical government...yet they tell kids to have respect for authority? These people who live in so much fear every day that having a gun makes them feel safer? These people who think god…

When I went through hunter safety as a kid, I remember the instructor telling people to get a pump action shotgun for home defense. His reasoning was the the sound of racking the action was enough to deter 90% of home intruders and the large shot pattern had a better chance of hitting something on the other 10%.

My parents used to listen to a metric shit-ton of conservative radio back in the day, (1990's) particularly G. Gordon Liddy, who had some pretty nutso gun views.

I’m surprised the NRA even knows Parks & Rec, I guess there are no decent Duck Dynasty memes.

Listen, people, you can have a bolt-action rifle, a shotgun, or a revolver. If you can’t successfully hunt or target shoot with those, you are a shitty shot who should not have a weapon. If you cannot “defend yourself” with those, you are a shitty shot who should not have a weapon and also has likely been killed by…