Ok, get this. Jon is a red herring. Dany is Azor Ahai, she loses another dragon in battle, and the true love she needs to sacrifice is her last remaining dragon.

Cersei was confirmed the elder twin long ago, in book and show.

Well, F it. Apparently Aegon IV had multiple bastards who actually had different surnames (Rivers and Waters). Assuming those names had to be dictated by the mother, it still doesn’t make any sense, since Lyanna was a Stark, which puts it at Snow again. Jon’s parentage being finally revealed was obviously…

I thought the bastard names were meant to follow the father’s house, not where they were born. So Snow was used when it was assumed he was Ned’s son. I’m guessing by Bran saying he was really a “Sand” that Targaryans were traditionally a southern house?

Right, but however they work, Bran said “Jon is really a Sand!” like it was some kind of revelation when everyone already knew that he wasn’t born in the North. That’s what was weird.

In the books, Jaime is the younger twin (he “came into the world holding Cersei’s foot”).

Okay, everybody drop everything! Me just hit with new theory, and this is last chance to discuss it! Because we all know neither this nor any other web site will talk about Game of Thrones until next season in 2019.

GRRM sent them doodles he drew on some cocktail napkins.

Usually I’m the one rolling my eyes at the foaming rants. TV dramas would be pretty dull if no characters died, after all, and it’d be artificial if all the dead characters were straight white dudes.

The important part of the prophecy is that Nissa Nissa’s soul was combined with the steel of the sword. It may not be essential who does the stabbing.

Also, as has been noted many times, the “prince who was promised” could also be a princess according to the lore. The word is not gendered.

Finale needs to be like the final scene of Angel

I hope the fire is Tormund and drawing it out involves butt stuff.

Moreover, the book prophecy just says he will draw it from the fire—as if it already exists somewhere.

No words except, cunt sounds accurate in this instance.

I’m a woman and can use that word. I would have had no problem calling that old bat a “cunt”. Sometimes people are just so down right vicious, that they deserve the very worst of words thrown at them. From the description, it sounds like the aunt had taken a basically good man, broken him down and turned him into a…