I was at the San Diego Zoo and yelled at a guy who was standing in front of a Do Not Feed sign, throwing bubble gum to a gorilla.

I can get an NDA upheld to prevent you from revealing trade secrets you learned from working for my company, or from telling people my company is bad to work for because I have coffee breath, or that instead of casual Fridays we had black tie Fridays.

It looks better in the second picture. They should leave it like that because when they try to restore it, well, need I remind anyone what happens in that case?

I told off an 8-year-old and his mom at Monterey Bay Aquarium— the little crotchfruit was standing underneath a sign saying “please do not knock on the glass”, knocking on the glass. I ask you.

I witnessed this type of fuckery first hand at Pompeii where an idiot in my tour group took a seat on an ancient ruin - which promptly buckled under his weight.

We teach our children “museum hands”, which is nothing more than “hands behind your back when you’re in a museum”. Shame more adults don’t do this. See also, “Look with your eyes, not with your hands.”

I remember telling off an 8 year old and his mom when her son threw a stick into Mammoth Falls at Yellowstone when they tell you not to throw anything into the water. The mom didn’t really care, ergo the kid didn’t care.

We live in an Idiocracy now. Obviously protective barriers are not enough to convey stop morons from crossing them. Take the Harambe case, for example.

That family is lucky I wasn’t there because I would have torn them a new one. Jesus Christ. Ignorance is somehow made even worse when it revolves around someone trying to do something ‘cute’ with their crotch spawn.

I created a burner just to respond to this. I’m a longtime Chicago music industry flunkie as well as a friend of someone close to this story, and I can vouch that locally this whole thing has absolutely been an appalling open secret for 20 years or more. The Chicago music industry from radio to concerts has a long…

This is so funny because I was at a thrift store today with my 4 year old and we watched the manager go ape shit on a group of unsupervised little kids that were causing mayhem. Even my kid knew that you don’t run through a thrift shop breaking shit. She also knows that museums are a no touching anything place, hell…

This will always be a thing because people are verry dum.

The reason why R Kelly has gotten away with this for so many decades is because he very shrewdly preyed on black girls, who cannot be considered “innocent” in many people’s eyes... including in the eyes of many fellow black people. If his victims were blonde and blue eyed girls named Becky, he would have been locked…

He is grimy & I pray this is the end of him. Let’s not attack the women that come forward as they will undoubtedly have questionable pasts, which is why he chose them in the first place.

When a young guy rapes someone he ‘was just being a kid’ and ‘it shouldn’t ruin his life’ because kids are young and dumb, but when a young girl falls prey to a predatory rich and famous pedophile, she ‘should have known better’ and she clearly made a well-reasoned ‘decision’.

It’s not confusing at all if you know how abusive relationships work.

We have a family friend who’s been in the music business for years and during R. Kelly’s criminal trial he told us that Kelly is known to seek out the youngest girls at a party. He’ll find the one with braces, or teen acne, the one that looks alone, uncomfortable or out of place. He is 100% a predator and should be in…

She alleges that most sexual encounters with Kelly were filmed without her permission,

Pace was an outspoken supporter of Kelly during his 2008 child pornography trial, speaking frequently to news outlets in defense of the singer.

Just as a reminder to the trolls. If you are under 18, you do not have the ability to give consent. Even if a teenager says yes, that is not okay in the eyes of the law (or decent people). That is all.