Bad read of the play. Blake was pulling his tyical bullshit move where he horse collars the defender. He commits a foul on pretty much very dunk.

What was wrong with Blatt's first play?

Butler’s 3 at the shot clock buzzer was a foul. Rose’s “block” was a charge on LeFlop. Reach in with 3 seconds left. Taj getting molested on the offensive glass. The 2nd goaltending fuckup. You’re either blind or a Cavs fan. Not sure which is worse for you though.

Or, as usual, you just can't trust a jump shooting team against a near-peer team in the playoffs. Don't look too far into it.

Ive heard this too. Takes 3 to 4 times longer to strengthen the connective tissue than the muscle.

Everything about the British is overrated and underwhelming. There I said it.

When asked about a more thorough background check on Clark, Schneider replied “we should have run it, but we passed.”

“Motel 57: Frank Clark will put your lights out for you.”

“I’m totally certain something was in that drink,”- This is from the accuser in that new documentary. The toxicology report done mere hours after the alleged incident proves this indisputably false. This alone should be enough for a counter-suit, no?

God Hates Jags

(“Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.”)

Fowler, of all people, should have recognized the “Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here” sign hanging above the Jaguars Practice Facility.

It could be worse.

That’s the Jacksonvilliest thing that could’ve happened. Especially since I’m sure it wasn’t on TV.

If you’re going to throw a driver in the water, I’d suggest Niki Lauda.

In the years since, he has been a reliable producer of out-of-touch, tissue-thin pronouncements on the perils of our secularized, technologized 21st century lives, virtually all of which rightly can be interpreted as passive-aggressive nostalgia for what Family Circus comics told him “outdoors” might have been like…

Too bad it was Knight Rider

Just on the off chance...(I know). In the past 75 years, Notre Dame has had presidents named Cavanaugh, o’donnel, o’hara, o’donnell (different one) Cavanaugh (yet another one) Morrisey, Malley and others, pretty sure they were all catholic (since they’re priests and all) the Fightin’ Irish name was an insult to…

My favorite part is that “Abominable Snowmen” is on the NOT considered list, but “Abdominal Snowmen” is on the ACTUALLY CONSIDERED list with the reasoning of: “Because fuck it why not, it’s basically the north pole there.”

Got to hit the topic hard while it’s in the news. SEO is not unlike making the women in your life mind themselves.