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The Guardian’s Charles Arthur used to insert new iPhones into his anus prior to fellating them on the paper’s pages.

“Damn- you got out early!”

I thought I once read that, at the time, and by some credible-sounding metric, “Road Warrior” was the most (successful) (low-budget) movie in history. Am I right in this?

Meanwhile, Joey Crawford was sucking James Harden’s dick.

What did you expect the crowd to do to him? Burn him at the stake?

Blatter may be an odious moron, but Wambach is a vile liar. The veracity of her claims is not even remotely established.

England did.

Happily, “Fighting the Jioux” didn’t make either list.

Not to worry- a budget-conscious Fordham School of Law has purchased all of the unused stock as jerseys for its IM sports program.

Reggie Miller did it.

Curry is a great player, and worthy of an MVP. But his offensive game is not “historically unprecedented.”

“Historically unprecedented offensively”?

Somebody has to say it: the defenders of Mayweather are making this a Black Pride thing.

Vonn: We’re moving on.

There’s no Quito in Calderon.

Anyone who calls Mayweather “the best ever” never saw Ray Leonard fight. Leonard perfected movement, defense and counter-attack, then added pursuit to make himself the perfect fighter. Mayweather could have used this fight to add such a legacy- to perfect himself- but as Drew suggests Mayweather is too much a coward