@sudo rm -rf /: Yes, it would have to be "imagined" because outside of what you're imagining, there's no real evidence of a second party to the relationship! ;-)

@sudo rm -rf /: I'm not referring to suicide, I'm talking about not fighting it if you're on lifesupport, or are terminally ill, or are sick, etc. That's not intentional, that's an "act of God" so to speak.

@mariospants: Wait, I guess the whole "stop that" + smack would make it clear that two individuals are at work here.

Rather than two individuals intertwined, is it more like one (slightly doubled) brain with extra body parts?

If we had to measure our achievements against our dreams, we'd never be happy.

I'm not going to really add much to these comments except to say that in my busy life right now, having Kotaku's really comprehensive and applicable reviews for the Kinect and Move is like having Warren Buffet give you some decent and usable investing advice.

While it's awesome to really see how ridiculous some of the characters in our favorite games would look in real life, there's nothing the least bit ridiculous about some of that cleavage. Bring it on!!

Hyperbole does not doe these effects justice. So cool.

@Jonathan Altman: I think he meant upper-case "3D", not lower-case "3d", as in "wear those 3D glasses and watch this movie" compared to "check out the 3d animation in this movie, the robot costumes are rendered really well". There's a difference.

@csanders984: You're a good person, csanders984 and it sounds like we've got a ton in common. Someone needs to set up a country where only rational people can live ;-)

Sorry to hear the little guy was being bullied, but you did exactly the right thing (although one wishes you could drop the hint that his father's "half" kicked his mother's "half" into complete submission in WW2) any chance the school janitor teaches Kung Fu?

@ifarah12: I'm with you both.

@Givafuk: you're in luck: they ARE going to be selling wiimotes with motion plus built in.

@Pandaman: be prepared for disappointment, if the last two DS games are any indication. this franchise may be dead.

@Roth: while I agree (I'm still hopeful for an gui-less adventure game) I recall reading that these "assists" could be turned off.

@Crowbot: then thet'd look a LOT like Samus ;-)

@Crashproof: next: he should try randomly shooting walls to see if they open any secret compartments!

@M0squ1t0: That's somewhat of a Rubik's Cube...

So Itoi is basically concluding that Miyamoto wouldn't be able to make anything but a Mario game, right?

@rdlt: When I read what amazing things happened (and still happen) in our universe, it gives me a shiver of excitement and interest far beyond what religion could possibly do... because it's cool, it's real and it's true.