True story: I accidentally pulled out my first IUD when one slightly-drunk night, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed one of my long brown head hairs coming out of my vag. I pulled, and after a second of excruciating pain and a sudden terrible realization, I was holding my IUD by a clump of hair wrapped around its…

I love this story and I love even more that it’s been following me around the internet for 24 hours. This is the gift that keeps on giving.

My personal semi-gross hair story. When my son was a baby his penis looked weird when I was changing him and upon investigation I found 3 of my hairs wrapped around the base, cutting off his circulation. After checking online I found out that this is pretty common. The human body is bizarre you guys.

Are we really supposed to believe that this women had a clod of fur big enough to be mistaken for a tampon up her vagina and she or her boyfriend couldn't notice? Asking for a friend.

This is unusual but I normally keep a extra cover on my bed specifically for my cats to lay on. And promptly kick them out when it’s time for bed, pull the cover off and bang. Maybe I’m ocd but cat hair is essentially glue that gets caught up in my nose and face. The cover helps...

Talk to any ER nurse, you would not believe the range of things that have been found inside various body cavities. Seriously, the medical literature on this subject would blow your mind. Things you would not believe are even physically possible.

Mark, you're a treasure.

This story is why I am so happy I use a diaphram.

I change my sheets every week, thank you very much.

I’ve been contemplating this and am now wondering whether some of them come with hypnotic powers as well as teeth. How do you research that with ot getting seriously troubling google results?

cat hair, uh, finds a way

HOLY FUCKING GOD. I’m procrastinating about finishing moving out of my apartment, and watching my fiance push dog hair out of the carpet. At this point we have enough to make 3 new dogs. Is this going in my vagina????? P.s. glad to see you back on the weird sex problem beat.

Okay. I have cats. I once had an iud. I wash my sheets once a week. Based upon my experience on earth I say we should all pretend this is fictional whether it is or not, just to spare ourselves how disgusting an idea it is. Seriously. I'm almost dry heaving.

Why would someone have sex on a cat castle?

“I can’t imagine anyone making that up, so I tend to believe her. “

Mark :(

My entire bed gets stripped and washed weekly tyvm.

Mesmerized, terrified? Vagina dentata sighting?