I think it’s basically that the God-magic that allows priests to perform sacraments* doesn’t work on women.

*And have them actually turn bread in wine into flesh and blood

$2 merkin of a wig...cannot stop laughing at this

Oh of course. It’s really kind of poetic that Papelbon is crotch-grabbing at Philly fans; it’s like if Osama Bin Laden and the Westboro Baptist Church got into a brawl at the buffet line of Golden Corral over who gets the last onion ring.

Is anyone getting a Natalie Dormer as Margaery Tyrell vibe from Denise?

throbbing, 1-2 inch long piece of felt

He does have a lot of making up to do, after all those years murdering scores of people every time he felt “dissed”.

actually with modern science in some cases fetuses can be saved, but its not a point here

The only thing more perfect than this would be a picture of a woman throwing a battery at the Pope.

Yeah but fuck Papelbon too.

I still don’t understand their rationale on why women can’t be priests, so I can’t translate their nonsense on this either.

Baby steps, y’all.

I try to forget, because it makes me frightened and dismayed.

Though I imagine if a pope were to do something insanely unprecedented like declare ex cathedra that being gay, having abortions, not believing in Jesus, etc. is totally okay the church would “discover” that he was never pope in the first place, and that there had been some sort of misunderstanding.

I do too :D

Wait wait wait. So, the church won’t save the unborn? I thought life began at conception tho

Although for many of them, it was not a matter of choice. For Hitler Youth especially. Again, too lazy to look up the previous guy and check his age. But still. It wasn’t really an all-volunteer army in those days.

LMFAO, and here I was like damn Jezebel- that’s a mean ass headline.

omg she looks just like me - not a joke

No, it’s a Wolf in slightly woolier Wolf’s clothing.