I hope you go prepared with lots of wine.

Top two tactics: “starving children in Africa” allegories and massive link-dumps to try and negate your own damn lived experience.

I know. :P

Ugh. I hope not. :/

That’s one of the sicker silencing tactics MRAs try to use:

yeah I don’t mind that one too much either, and I love the jumpsuit just hate the jacket. Looks like this.

Oh shit. We aren’t to that point yet, but close. My dad is in his mid 70s, and at least one person throws a fit and/or cries at every major event or holiday where we have to interact. I feel like am armageddon scenario is up next. Thanksgiving. I’ll let you know.

They really are.

I stick to issues affecting my society. I’m not going to go on long diatribes about the plight of the hijra in India because what are the chances I’ll actually have of going over there and preach White Jesus American Democracy to the masses? The limit doesn’t even exist.

I randomly stumbled across that trope along with the “alt-bro”. I’m the homo amalgam of those two.

And aren’t family gatherings awkward enough? (I have one lesbian sister, one hardcore evangelical sister, and I’m trying to keep everyone from killing each other.)

The night was a thirstfest. We got Miley doing the most, just white feministing(?) all over the place along with Taylor and her model gang, Kanye thinking people actually care about his opinion on anything just because he’s popular, then there’s Justin, who was trying his hardest to show everyone he’s really close to…

God, I hope not. That’d be awkward at family gatherings.

I am pretty sure I have been hounded by reddit trolls lately, and you are not one.

It’s an amusingly entertaining schtick, but not for long.

Yeah, I’m ungrayed on Jezebel because I’m a Reddit troll.

Yeah I’m all for being a bleeding SJW but, this kid is trying too fucking hard

Someone’s into the softboy eh?

I just can’t take Kanye seriously because he takes himself way too seriously already.

He’s also channels Stevie Wonder.