OMG! MARISSA IS BACK ON THE GOOD WIFE! She’s my new favorite character.

I love this.

Old news. The drag queens have been keeping it quiet. They have more influence than you’d think.

The side eye is EPIC

ConDRAGulations! (I watch too much Rupaul’s drag race. As if that’s possible)

I don’t know, but it is absolutely my faaaaavorite right now.

Please link editors at Yahoo!, E!, and anywhere else that may be pertinent (ie: everywhere) to that Ru tweet so your job will be made easier every Friday and you can spend your time delving into the juicy nuisances of REAL shade. Thank you.

Cats are always relevant.

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY? I need to text it to everyone now.

*scrolling through celebrity tweets, blearily thinking, “Wait, I don’t remember clicking through—...” before being distracted by some inane celeb blah-blah*

GREAT DANES ARE THE BEST! I would like to have another one. This one.

I loved mine so much that now that he’s gone I’ll never have another dog.

Oh yeah. :-)

I thought I had a stroke.

Again.

We are fast-approaching the kinja singularity.

The Harlequins keep sketchy company though. Nah, just jokering.

Kinja has finally kinja’d itself.

True facts. Not only are they humble, they LITERALLY don’t even think they’re big, if the number of times my parents great danes used to try to crawl into my lap are any indication.

For the record, Rainn Wilson is out of line. Great Danes are some of the sweetest, most humble, and down to earth canines I’ve ever had the pleasure of hanging with.