When you microwave bacon it actually crisps up, any kind, turkey or pork.

Thanks sweetheart. Hope all is well with you! <3

I was banninated, but apparently it was a mistake? And the Jez staff tried to reverse it but got an error loop? And nobody is sure who did it? I dunno. Whatever. I got banned.

I just read your comment and felt like Amy Poehler’s mom character in Mean Girls. I love a selfie pile.

When she’s at her thinnest and grinning ear-to-ear it’s a little disconcerting. That said, I think she loses weight for roles and not because of vanity, so I feel kind of bad getting put off by it. I generally think she’s quite lovely and feel bad that people seem to hate her so much for reasons I’ve never quite been…

I see... Perez Hilton

This is the point in the crappy rom-com where you have the grudge meet-up and slowly warm to falling in love, Kara.

I’m getting off the lion tattoo emotional roller coaster. It’s fucking with my head. THANKS ED.

Uggg. For some odd reason, call it fiercely desired optimism, I’m dating a guy who goes on rants about the awfulness of tattoos. Strangely, it’s usually only the specter of women with such things that draw out the quick crass comments or the 20 minute rants. Sometime, I’ll deal with that. Meanwhile, I almost want to…

On the other hand, man, does that tattoo make his ass look good.

At the end of the day, though, the joke is really still on him (literally) because he has to walk around for the rest of his life with that hideous lion on his chest.

That tattoo was(n’t) GRRREAT.

Someone had to airbrush all those fucking freckles on him

To be fair to the tattoo artist, it is an unfinished piece. Ed probably tapped out. Chest pieces are no joke.

Oh, god. Can’t unsee.

STOP MAKING ME LOOK AT HIS CHEST.

Whew, because that was a really lame tat.

TERRIFIC. Still not ok to act like that, even on the internet where apparently almost everything is fair game.

My sister looks very similar to her. I vote tell, it doesn’t seem to bother her.

That moment where you realize that a good friend looks just like Anne Hathaway. Tell or don’t tell?