I really despise that white eyeshadow though.

She is an actress who is best known for her role in brokeback mountain, Dawson’s creek, and shutter island.

I thought my rent in DC was fucking high. Is that even possible to have a rent check that high each month? Just buy a house like us normals.

I feel like that post would make more sense if it looked as though she were singing? Is it a Nightingale joke? (Is that a Nightingale?) Confuuuused.

This might also have something to do with the fact that Ben Affleck’s nanny was photographed wearing all Tom Brady’s Superbowl rings. I would assume this is the PR spillover that’s happening in the tabloids.

Vegan cake is actually really fucking good. It’s very dense and moist and I’ve had a couple different kinds. I think chocolate is the best though.

you forgot loose tobacco confetti....my purse is full of that, always.

Just imagine snuggling with your paramour later. “Why does your hair smell like dirty pennies? Is that lotion-soaked bus transfer stuck to your neck?”

Yeah it is way too close to “sexual fluids” and when I think of sexual fluids I think of like jizz bombs and squirt ponds and stuff, you know?

It might be a very new purse. My five year old purse is not a suitable hat. My two month old purse has not had enough time accumulate sparkles and dirt.

I scrolled past the headline so fast that I thought it said Tyra was being sued for $70k rent and had two thoughts:

I don’t think she’s ugly, personally, at all. She has very attractive features. But she comes across (to me) as so fucking desperate, fame-hungry, vapid, shallow, and cheap-porny plastic that I just ... ugh. Gross gross gross gross gross. She’s the personification of the idea that being a tiny chick with big fake…

Sooner or later Kylie Jenner is going to notice she is dating a man with tattoos above his eyebrows. No matter how many cars this guy buys that he cannot afford.

big dea, Lily. I’ve been making sexual fluid come out for years. :P

• Miley Cyrus made Billy Ray Cyrus a vegan birthday cake. He was not into it. [E! News]

I cannot stop pronouncing his name in my head as “TEE-ga”. TEE-ga. TEE-ga. TEE-ga.

Pam’s boobs look so...strange in that picture. I’m sure it’s the angle and the placement of her hair, but it looks like she has one big implant and then regular boob on the other side.

I hope I’m not being dumb and missing the joke, but that’s not actually Billy Ray’s cake, that’s one of those little “archaeological” toys you scrape and brush and stuff until you find what’s buried inside. The vegan cake was (probably) not actually made of sand.

70 Large and he’s only behind two months?!

I am sexually ‘fluid’ but I don’t like the word ‘fluid’. Is there another way to say this? can we make up another term? Must people keep saying ‘fluid’? Its as bad as ‘moist’. I say I am ‘sexually genderblind’, so I don’t have to say ‘fluid’.