I always touch it too, lol. Usually because I only get the really hot plates at Mexican Restaurants (pretty sure they’re sticking the whole plate under something to melt the cheese), and I eat my burritos weird so I have to rotate the plate.
I would NEVER blame a server if I got burnt doing that (I have before, and now…

I think as long as other than not giving eye contact you’re polite, they wouldn’t interpret it that way. Don’t worry about it, you’re probably fine.

I’ve never seen anything with this dude in it (because apparently I live under a rock), but he has incredibly pretty eyes.

The molten cheese thing sounds like something I could do. I often take a huge bite of my food without realizing how fucking hot it is (I’m dumb when I’m hungry) and then have to either place it back on the plate or sit there with my mouth open and a napkin in front of my mouth and blow on it in my mouth while it burns…

I just want to say I’m loving your responses to people here - they’re explaining why they think you’re wrong and you’re being totally chill and polite and admitting you might be wrong. Which is a lot more than many people would do. Thank you for being a considerate person and not yelling at people. :)

I’m like 99% positive it’s a kinja glitch.

I’m pretty sure it’s not her fault, it’s a Kinja glitch. I don’t even know if the authors know how to fix it, I’m guessing the technical people will have to mess with it.

Your comment reminds me like hardcorely of the “Cows with Guns” song.

Ranch dressing is awful, but this is a hilarious comment anyway. (Please don’t find me and force feed me ranch dressing though. :( )

I had to look up what that means. :(
But yes, apparently, lol.

I like him. He seems like the type of guy I would date.

I love all of this except her hair. If I thought it would be appropriate for me to wear those gold eyelash/eye decal things anywhere, I would love to have them.

Oh, yeah. And the second one isn’t TERRIBLE imo, either. But the first and the last one are hearkening back to the 90s in a bad way, and her red carpet look was just like... what?

I actually feel like Lady GaGa has been able to pull off the weird stuff the majority of the time. But Miley... no.

I actually kind of almost like the third one, so I agree with you. But the others... yeesh.

lol! I didn’t give it that name, I don’t know who did.

I have no real idea, I don’t follow stuff like that very well. But the way people are talking about it, I think she’s involved at least. So yeah, that makes sense, but saying that was still totally dumb.

Pretty sure that falls under cruel and unusual punishment though. :(

Couldn’t he pay someone to teach him?

Aw but that’s kind of adorable in a derpy turtle sort of way. I prefer that to squinty angry orange man.