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Lilly (Hungry hungry hipster!)
marionette-26

oh, you didn’t mean a leash in a kinky way?

ooo bb, now we’re getting somewhere. kinky. ;) ;) ;)

EXACTLY. THAT MUST BE IT.
(I don’t think you fit into any of the three categories I called out (maybe mansplainer?). can I categorize you as an evo-psych troll? must know how to properly categorize all the inane responses I get. for science.)

Naw, I’ve seriously devolved. I’m definitely trolling at this point. I won’t on other articles, but I just can’t even take this type of article seriously at this point.
Hopefully I don’t get banned or re-greyed for this, we shall see. (although I think it would basically be worth it because I’m having a really amusing

That makes a lot of terrifying sense, actually. o_o

good try, i’ll give you an A+ for effort. unfortunately, the actual execution was off (tired, boring, not nearly outraged enough) so that gets you an F. but i’ll be generous and give you a C+ as your total grade, because i’m in a good mood and i’m just such a sweetheart.
i strongly suggest reading further in the thread

my adorable special snowflake, if it was off limits and i wasn’t just having fun, i’d be dismissing anyone “calling me out” or being impolite. (i have dismissed some rudeness, but that’s mostly because it was tired and not worth my time.)
and honestly, if anyone is silly enough to take any of my responses on this

it’s beautiful. this article and it’s responses are truly a work of art.

you don’t understand. (are you a man? are you missing my context clues? are you going to continue to take this seriously?)
i have literally no interest in seriously discussing this article. i’m here to feed the trolls, entertain myself, and have a grand time until i lose interest.
there is absolutely no reason for me to

YESSS. GIVE ME ALL THE OUTRAGE. GIVE ME ALL THE BIGOTRY. I WILL DEVOUR IT AND GROW INTO A GOD. (i accidentally typed that dog at first and almost left it, ‘cause funny, and who wouldn’t want to be a dog?)

;)

<3 <3 <3

#2kool4skoolbb

I LOVE YOU.
That totally buried the lede, because it only ever shows you the first line in notifications. I thought you were going to take me seriously but really you just made a funny joke. That was perfect. :)

I was so happy when I found it! I must have missed it the other times when I’ve looked for popcorn gifs. It’s the best of gifs - popcorn eating AND cute animals.

And you continue the ad hominem! Beautiful! Truly, I think you’re my new favorite.

In all seriousness, what better shit is there for me to do on a Sunday? I’m sore all over and I have blisters on my feet from all the stuff I did yesterday, and my sinus infection has re-doubled it’s efforts to destroy me because it

That’s high praise, coming from you! :D

GOD YES. GROSS. MEN FEELZ. GET THEM OFF OF MEEEE. UR TOUCHING ME WITH UR MEN FEEEELZZZ. EWWWWWWWW.
(srsly ty for playing, i was getting bored and losing interest and you’ve just brought me right back to peak amusement. ur a blessing.)

Aww. I’ll try to tough it out for a bit.

LOL.
‘k bro.
A+ ad hominem, btw. Best one I’ve seen yet - so good I’m not even going to dismiss it!
But I gotta say, my little fairy princess, if you think I give a fuck about this article and that I agree with what Tracy is saying you’re misreading context clues pretty heavily. (Way to prove her point, dude!)
I haven’t