What the fucking shit. I had been wondering why I hadn’t seen you around Jezebel but I’d seen you on other blogs. You were going to get them more clicks! You were going to get them more readers! You were going to make them more legit! How the fuck can they even be upset about that. Children.
(alsooo, there may or may…

ilu pinkham and i didn’t read this whole article yet but i just wanted to point out that you can’t combine 5 things 40 times. you can only combine them 31 times and not have any repeat combinations. LRN2MATH.
(i know you were being hyperbolic, just like i’m being pointlessly pedantic because it amuses me a lot.)

I have a huge fear of dropping my toilet in water (it’s my older sister’s fault, she’s ruined like 5 cell phones that way), so I don’t take my phone to the toilet or into the bath or have it near the sink or basically anything.

I am actually extremely proud of my poops because I take fiber pills daily (for no real reason except so I can have Proud Poops), so they are super quick and well formed and usually not very smelly (as far as poop goes). FIBER FOR EVERYONE.
So I don’t need a smartphone because I’m in an out in the time it takes me to…

Well okay then. That would actually probably make me more likely to read those mags, just because those are actually interesting taglines.

Yeah, and in some countries it still is to a lot of women. But this magazine is published in the UK, where I don’t think that’s the case for the majority of people anymore. I’m just really curious where they’re going with that.

Oh yeah, I totally agree. Rape is something you can come back from, with therapy and stuff. You can’t come back from being dead.
I’m just really weirded out that a light and not at all serious magazine is asking that.

uhhh. this is like the first time since I was a young teen I’ve wanted to buy a magazine, just to see what the fuck that is talking about. because it sounds awfully fucking dark.

I actually really like her makeup and the way she is styled in this, but I have highly questionable taste.

I’ve read all but the last one. I LOVE him in the books. He’s amazing.

That does sound good. I’ll try it.

I’m sorry you had such a bad burn and that your dad is apparently a dick, but those are pretty awesome things to do with your skin.

Would someone who doesn’t usually like war type stuff like it? That genre isn’t usually my cup of tea.

Oh that’s not THAT bad. Kind of disturbing though.

What is winky man? Can you post it? I can dismiss after so hopefully Cady and Blerg don’t have to see.

I mean, yeah, I don’t really have a high opinion of Cosmo. But that doesn’t make this any less ridiculous.

My guess would be so that they can pump stories out faster so they can make more money but I have no idea. I know if I was one of the writers there I wouldn’t be happy about it either, proof reading your own shit just doesn’t go as well.

...okay, that’s a much higher level of nasty than I am. eww.

His incredibly tallness is part of what makes him so damn hot.

I have, but that was a very long time ago and I didn’t like it very much so I’m going to pretend he wasn’t in it. (I don’t remember him being in it, you’re right.)