Except she’s right. The remaining cats will continue breeding, and in not too long there will be just as many feral cats and they’ll have to fucking murder them again. (oops emotional language.)
Trap-neuter-release programs are far more effective. It will take longer, but in the long term the feral cat colonies will…

That video is literally me.

So my first reaction to this is that I should be forever alone because I have mental health issues and I’m not always agreeable and I plan on some point to reach a very high level of education. So obviously I should just not even try to get married because it’s doomed to fail.

Second and more rational reaction is fuck…

So I actually lost quite a bit of weight (not 100 lbs, because I would be dead if I lost that much weight, or at least in the hospital) when I was doing low carb heavily last year. I never once counted calories, or restricted my calories. But one of the things that happens with a low carb diet is appetite control -…

I LOVE SUGAR but it is literally the worst. I still bake a lot but I try to mostly use artificial sweeteners now, even though it’s not as yummy and you have to get used to the aftertaste. I’m glad it’s working out for you!

I wonder if you’re using a different coconut oil than me, or if we just have different tastes? Mine says it’s unrefined coconut oil, it doesn’t say anything about extract, and I love how it tastes. I still probably would not put it in a drink because of the oily texture, but it’s great in basically everything else.…

What does your vegetarian low carb diet look like? I’m not vegetarian, but I don’t like most meat, and that’s made doing low carb kind of unpleasant for me. I might enjoy it more if I could find a way to do high protein and high fat without gross meatness.

lol. Well, that explains a lot. (About him, I mean.)

This is just a really brief overview of it, but it covers ketosis and ketoacidosis: http://www.webmd.com/diabetes/what-…
Ketosis is basically when your body starts burning fat instead of carbs, because you’re not eating carbs so it doesn’t have them to burn. It releases ketones as part of that process, and if the…

Uh, so, sorry if this is weird but.... would you be interested in playing D&D online? Specifically Pathfinder, with a somewhat inexperienced DM. You’ve probably heard of it, but roll20 is a really great website for tabletop gaming. We get on mumble and talk to each other while we use the website.
My DM had a game going…

It’s not, but if they have that in there I might give the books another try. I read some of them when I was a kid, and they were good.

I couldn’t tell if you were ungreyed! I was pretty sure you were, but I haven’t been on Jezebel as much lately so I haven’t been totally sure. I guess you changing your name should have clued me in. YAY!!

I learned that you can’t turn your heart to stone and you can’t be stone because stone cracks under pressure, and stone breaks. You don’t actually want to be as hard as your enemies because you end up just as bad as them. Gotta be the willow and the light and all that shit, man.
(If anyone can guess what book series I…

I would literally flip my shit if ever confronted with someone like that. Because that’s what it is with the majority of people who think ketosis is dangerous; they’re conflating ketosis and ketoacidosis. And that’s fine, because the words sound very similar and there is a lot of misinformation out there, so I try to…

Yeah, I agree with you about him (not sure how I feel about your last paragraph soo I’m just not gonna touch that). Also, all his other claims about what bulletproof coffee did for him are pretty much definitely bullshit. The only one that might be true is the weight loss.

I *love* coconut oil (like seriously, I’m gross, when I use it in baking or cooking I’ll often eat a spoonful on it’s own), but I don’t know if I would like it in coffee. I’m not sure if I would like an oily drink, I think it might bother me. It sounds gross, anyway.

And yay!! That is so amazing for you. 40 lbs in 3…

That’s why I just left this one comment and I’m not responding to people in the comments. It’s not their fault they’re misinformed about fat, but I’m not going to target them and tell them they’re wrong. I’m just going to hope they see this comment. :)
As you can probably tell from this comment, it is an argument I…

Hm. I don’t generally go in for fad diets, and this sounds like a fad. I do try to do low carb (why do carbs have to taste so fucking good though), but that’s based on extensive research that I’ve done and I’m not doing a particular low carb diet. I’m just following the science.
Paleo is fucking disgusting. I’m not…

...That sounds gross, though. Like really gross and overly sweet.
So I’m going to keep pretending it’s like hot buttered rum, tyvm.

I assumed that too and hot buttered rum is literally the most amazing winter time drink ever, so butterbeer always sounded great to me.