So one of the (multiple) reasons I don’t use the stock messaging app on my phone is that with the app I use, there’s an option in settings to turn on a slightly delayed send thing. You can set it for different durations of time, and shows this little red loading bar and gives you the option to panic and hit the red x…

Hasn’t porn been allowed on twitter since it started up? I always thought it was.

I feel like “It’s yours to try!” is kind of not the sexiest thing you could say about your butt, but whatever floats your boat I suppose.

UGHHHH. I’ve been staring at it for way too long trying to see what you described.

SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE A HANDY MS PAINT THING POINTING STUFF OUT. I’m so confused.

Yeah, it’s bizarre. I thought it was cool until I actually showered in it. (Also visions of my stepmom and my dad showering together kept popping up, and that made it not very fun.)

I mean, it really is quite unpleasant. That’s partly because it doesn’t have a real door - it’s like a little walkway/hallway thing (real short though) with walls and then a half wall that blocks the shower area off from that. So all the heat escapes. If it was that big and had a real door it would probably be okay.

That would be really sad. :(

My dad’s new house as a HUGE shower with two shower heads. It’s actually not as nice as you would think, because the way it’s built it doesn’t really retain any of the heat or the humidity so the parts of you that aren’t directly under the shower heads get pretty cold.

I agree, that is definitely a butt, and I’m rather bemused by people saying it’s not.
(Okay wait now I’m looking closer and it’s not looking like a butt to me anymore. The skin tone is different. Is this some sort of optical illusion?)

And I agree about the hairclip AND SO GLAD I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES THAT. I…

Hot yoga is done in stupid hot rooms. Like STUPID SERIOUSLY HOT. So this was probably a hot room, yeah.

Oh, I didn’t know about the seafood. I don’t like, ever buy seafood. I’ve heard that H-Mart and Pacific Ocean Market place have really good prices and really fresh seafood, though.
The Alfalfa’s I know of is in Louisville. I don’t live up there, but my sister does, so we go there sometimes when I’m hanging out with her.

I like Sprouts a lot! I was a bit sad that they devoured Sunflower Market (err, merged with them, but changed all the signs to Sprouts so it’s like they’re gone) because Sunflower had ever better deals. But Sprouts is seriously great, and they have a huge bulk section (like way bigger than my local Whole Foods) which…

So I might get yelled at for this (I also might not because there’s like 500 comments on this article already so people who would yell at me might not see this), but I think the no kids at weddings and such is a bit rude and stupid.
I don’t want children and I don’t have children, and honestly communicating with…

Dude, even the NORMAL grocery stores in some of the... hippie/trendy areas in my state have all that stuff now. Mine doesn’t, but if I’m up by my sister and I go to her store it’s just like being in a Whole Foods except I can afford shit.

It used to be like that around here, but now we have Sprouts and even Alfalfas (which is still expensive af but not QUITE as expensive and it doesn’t make me QUITE as ragey when I shop there), and even Natural Grocers. There’s nothing Whole Foods has that our other natural stores don’t have, and they’re quite a bit…

...Well that seems like you’re gambling with your life, but oookay. At least it’s not a real gun.

That’s not a real gun right? Just a decoration to encourage police officers to shoot you? Like they didn’t glue a real gun to a phone did they?

I didn’t know that she writes! I’ll have to check that out.

Yeah that’s a bit odd too.

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
TARA WAS A GODDESS. >:(