Before you do that, it may behoove you to know that the murder rate in Mexico is more than double that of the United States, at 13.9 murdered per 100,000 inhabitants versus the US’ 5.

holy shit. On Sunday, I did a chore for about twenty minutes; I just squeezed out about 200 packets of ketchup into a bottle. I just got tired of all of these ketchup packets sitting in the drawer.

Now I’m like, holy shit, that was apparently some kind of ketchup gold mine.

Huh. Now I feel stupid for every time I told them no ketchup necessary for my fast food order.

like an Indianapolis woman who sold off 20 packets for $8 dollars

“No thank you! I have immune system for a reason,”

Think of it this way: getting the vaccine (even if you’re a despicable human being) ultimately benefits all of us. So get those trumpers in line for a jab for no other reason than it’s one less virus-carrier who might kill grandma.

Or a good old fashioned bag with a dollar sign on it.

Man he’s got such a punchable face...

“You’re in the wrong neighbourhood, mother f...”

Who?

Complains about heteronormative bullshit, chooses picture of subject holding can of sparkling raspberry rose surrounded by flowers to support sarcastic take on their sexual orientation.

Were they camouflaged as knee socks?

This is by far the stupidest shit I have ever read in my life.  No hyperbole.

My faith in humanity is restored to see that people aren’t agreeing with this dude. Its not Charles Scwabb’s money. That’s peoples 401K money, IRA money, what they’ve worked for and hoped that someone else would help them increase their wealth rather than hoping that one day someone you vote for is going to drop the…

She’s in the wrong here. And if the language in this article is what passes for journalism these days... fuck. 

I, for one, appreciate that you Googled instead of saying, “Who? Never heard of her.”

Man, this is an awful article. Rife with typos and a bad take, too.

The missus has had chronic sinus infections for years, it fuckin sucks. Her head is constantly in a bubble, and she’s plagued by a perpetual sinus headache.

Hey! Don’t knock blackened bananas. They make the best for banana bread.

Were you alive when we had purple and green ketchup? Because those were the days