Did she check with Yahoo Answers first?

Ahhh...was wondering why Utah of all places was suddenly doing something that seemed to make sense...

is the word jumble and half sentences part of the satire?

I like The West Wing version

I do appreciate his commitment to the bit... Nothing says “social justice” quite like rolling out a substitute term offensive in it’s othering yet another community as your defense.

What if we framed the question as “Would you like the covid vaccine? If not we’ll give it to antifa/poor/democrat/gay/minority/atheist people or adherents of another religion.” I think some would get it if it meant that meant someone from outside of their cult couldn’t, just out of spite.

So he said he thought the slur meant “lames”..........BRUH GTFOH

I need her to break that old bitch down like a fraction

If they get their money back i’m sure they’ll be like, “Oh Trump has given me $3000, what has Biden given me?”

Wackadelic.

his campaign’s donation site reportedly signed doners up automatically for recurring payments

That’s not even small or fine print. It’s simply not bolded.

“Doners”, huh?  Did you even notice the red squigglies on that one?

How do you manage to misspell “donor” twice in this? “Doner” is a kebab.

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.”

“I love the poorly educated!”

The spelling of doner is part of your satire, isn’t it? Doner as in that Turkish kebab roast meat, substituting for donor, a contributor?

‘reportedly signed doners up’

Though my memory is isolation-unreliable, I remember that old, fat, diabetes-ravaged racist in total disbelief because her savior had cut Meals On Wheels. Oh, how I WISH a really good journalist would follow up with her! Someone who’ll appear sympathetic to get her talking but with the ovaries to get her to say…

A ‘doner’ is a kebab. 'Donor' is the word you're looking for.