I love cereal with milk/milk substitutes. I also do not like soggy, limp cereal. The problem is, y’all are eating it too fucking slow. Close the laptop, put down the phone and focus on shoveling that cereal in.

i’m sure there will be no other time in this 17 year old man’s life where he’ll be able to go to Panama City and drink with his friends. good decision, matt.

I don’t get “inappropriate relationship” vibe from it, but it is kind of weird.

I love cereal.  Cinnamon Toast Crunch being a favorite, along with Lucky Charms, Cheerios, and Frosted Mini Wheats.  

Just stand there being all wrong in your wrongness—cereal is a blessedly easy thing for situations where you just don’t feel like eating anything in particular.

There are also multiple choices that aren’t terribly high in sugar and have positive qualities like fiber and protein.

I’m not saying I eat those types, of…

I feel like I should point out the caption on this stupid Instagram photo (I’m not seeing it in the embedded photo; I had to click through to the post) because I read it and now I can’t stop thinking about it:

I was wondering why yuou kept misspelling Danone in the article, but apparently they rebranded for the US just so y’all didn’t pronunce it wrong ^^

There’s a lot missing from this piece, honestly, and it’s worse than you’d think.

I started losing my hair in my early 20s. By my mid-20s, it was noticeable, and by my late 20s it was a barren field. I had that awkward phase where I kept it short but didn’t get rid of it entirely, and then I met Mitch Pileggi (AD Skinner on The X-Files) at a comic con.

Though it pains me to point this out, Eric is not the eldest son, though he does look like a vampire.

“Extend the light of consciousness to the stars?”

Our space budget is 0.48% of the US budget. The government probably spends more on paper and toner. The government probably spends more in bribes in Iraq and Afghanistan. Florida scams more from Medicare than our space budget. Tax the rich what’s fair but don’t blame going to space for why people are struggling.

It would be a lot easier to save earth than colonize Mars/the Moon. But not as many cool penis shaped blasters in space.

That take is terrible.
Yes, billionaires are the product of a dumbass system, but humans are capable of doing multiple things AT THE SAME TIME ! I know, incredible.

We can do science, research, space stuff, ... AND tax people more intelligently as to redistribute the wealth and take care of humanitarian issues.

Most of…

Can you really blame them? The media (movies et al) really pushes the idea that being bald is bad. Also, since ancient ages, people tried to be perceived as young. You also don’t blame overweight people that try to lose weight. People are conditioned to feel uncomfortable in their skin and they’re trying to get…

Who gets to file the charges against this asshole that made a false 911 call? Will it be the Washington state Attorney General?

Do better.

She doesn’t deserve backlash for donating money on go fund me and promoting it. We don’t know if she anonymously donated more or reached out to the family to offer help in another way. We also don’t know how well Kylie even knew the make up artist. There are other celebrities like Bella Thorne that donated the same…

I know things are horrible when I realize the plus in this situation was 40 cops did NOT equal a Black man getting murdered in the street for doing his job.

Oh look, the whatabout troll has logged in to your replies! Belker down there doesn’t really care about Chicago or NYC, he just hates black people, which leads you to wonder why he hangs out here so much.